cartoonpolitics:

"This is a government of the people, by the people, and for the people no longer. It is a government of corporations, by corporations, and for corporations.” ~ (Rutherford B. Hayes)

cartoonpolitics:

"This is a government of the people, by the people, and for the people no longer. It is a government of corporations, by corporations, and for corporations.” ~ (Rutherford B. Hayes)

(via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

If ‘Merica had a playlist, it would have at least 5 Toby Keith tracks on it.

If ‘Merica had a playlist, it would have at least 5 Toby Keith tracks on it.

tfm-intern:

Reminding the redcoats of our independence. TFM.

tfm-intern:

Reminding the redcoats of our independence. TFM.

(via thepreppysocialist)

This is my Pez Body, Given and Shed for You from my neck.

This is my Pez Body, Given and Shed for You from my neck.

(via nosebacon)

Here is a harsh truth that many Americans have not come to terms with yet. Only when they realize this will they become free to do something about it.

Here is a harsh truth that many Americans have not come to terms with yet. Only when they realize this will they become free to do something about it.

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart react to the Supreme Court’s recent campaign finance ruling on last night’s Daily Show.

SCOTUS has officially opened Democracy up to the highest bidder.

wonkette:



Bryan Fischer Has Exciting Theory: Constitution Only Allows Laws God Would Approve Of
by Doktor Zoom


Would you believe that we have not brought you the thought-like pronouncements of the American Patriarchy Association’s Bryan Fischer since December? Too long! And it seems that Mr. Fischer has continued a little further down the tracks that he was laying last time, when he said that the First Amendment only applies to Christians, because the Constitution is a magically Christian document (and it also includes Christmas, because “any date with A.D” = Jesus). So now, Fischer has just plain decided that since the words “separation of church and state” don’t actually appear in the Constitution, U.S. America is actually a theocracy, just like the Founding Pastors wanted it to be. And therefore, the only laws that can actually be passed are laws that God approves of, and the Supreme Court be damned (which they already are, you just know it). It’s kind of cool to see someone simply reject what the rest of us drones call reality and develop their own Unified Theory of Derp

Read more at http://wonkette.com/#CgWjy5TmlYtUYh1z.99

That’s pretty batshit, even for a Real Merican like Bryan Fischer.

wonkette:

Would you believe that we have not brought you the thought-like pronouncements of the American Patriarchy Association’s Bryan Fischer since December? Too long! And it seems that Mr. Fischer has continued a little further down the tracks that he was laying last time, when he said that the First Amendment only applies to Christians, because the Constitution is a magically Christian document (and it also includes Christmas, because “any date with A.D” = Jesus). So now, Fischer has just plain decided that since the words “separation of church and state” don’t actually appear in the Constitution, U.S. America is actually a theocracy, just like the Founding Pastors wanted it to be. And therefore, the only laws that can actually be passed are laws that God approves of, and the Supreme Court be damned (which they already are, you just know it). It’s kind of cool to see someone simply reject what the rest of us drones call reality and develop their own Unified Theory of Derp


Read more at http://wonkette.com/#CgWjy5TmlYtUYh1z.99

That’s pretty batshit, even for a Real Merican like Bryan Fischer.

(via cognitivedissonance)

azspot:

Tom Toles

The Future of Merica!

azspot:

Tom Toles

The Future of Merica!

(via recall-all-republicans)

terabyteart:

merica-for-mericans What does Buildong mean? #merica ;) But still cool as cucumbers

terabyteart - Well, I would think “buildong” means constructing some structure that is Dong/Dick shaped as Mericans love erecting phallic symbols. But in this case, I would guess that it was a misspelling which indicates that the person who made the subtitles was schooled in America. 

shinyv:

the AMERICAN crayon

shinyv:

the AMERICAN crayon

The Tea Party decided to keep their 2014 campaign slogan simple because, well…Tea Partiers don’t do well with “not simple”.

The Tea Party decided to keep their 2014 campaign slogan simple because, well…Tea Partiers don’t do well with “not simple”.

American Politics

Thanks to hard working Mericans who seek the truth about The New World Order, more than 2 dozen Illuminati have been have been exposed over the past decade.

In addition to exposing Illuminati Members, The Merican Truthers have also shed light on the truth about Chemtrails, Sandy Hook, FEMA and September 11th.

But they need your help to expose the biggest conspiracy of all time:
Barack Obama is a Reptilian Alien!
And he wants to take away everyone’s guns so his race can invade and conquer America with as little resistance as possible.

We must all work together to stop the NWO and Obama before they can destroy our way of life! We must Resist them for the sake of America!

Hollywood CA March 31st, 2014 - The 79 Year Old singer was arrested Monday on charges stemming from a lawsuit filed against him last month. According to sources in the LAPD, shortly after his arrest, Boone told the police that he “didn’t have much time left” and wanted it on record that he has been a member of “The Illuminati” since 1962. (x)

Hollywood CA March 31st, 2014 - The 79 Year Old singer was arrested Monday on charges stemming from a lawsuit filed against him last month. According to sources in the LAPD, shortly after his arrest, Boone told the police that he “didn’t have much time left” and wanted it on record that he has been a member of “The Illuminati” since 1962. (x)